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Unreal Estate

So, there’s a Gold Rush going on. Thank you, Fortune Magazine, for compelling legions more drooling freaks to invest in places they have no intention of living in, driving up property values to even more insane heights, making it even more inaccessible to, say, a mid- to late-thirties, single-income parent renting in a neighborhood with a good school district, living paycheck to paycheck. I love the picture of the 22 year old who ‘decided not to go to college.’ I can’t wait for my daughter to grow up so she can tell me to go screw myself for forcing her to get an education instead of dropping out and making real money. Let’s see, what’s more appealing… to be poor and educated, or rich and ig’nant…

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Firefox and Flash

I’ve been an avid Firefox fan since it first arrived on the scene, especially after I spent weeks trying to remove spyware from a friend’s PC- and later, my own PC. Looks like the honeymoon might be over. Aside from the fact that it’s a memory hog, there’s this Flash problem. Seems like Flash links may stop working spontaneously, and I have not as of yet found any solution. This is especially annoying for me, since I have been using Firefox for everything except the occasional website which requires IE, thanks to those inconsiderate/ignorant, standards-noncompliant designer/developer types. This includes a web page that I built for myself, containing a Flash front end to a SQL Server-backed project management tool. On the plus side, I downloaded the latest nightly build of Mozilla (”Deer Park??”), and the problem has gone away, at least for now.

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Site Update

I’ve made the blog the main focus of this website. The old site can still be found HERE. I haven’t gotten around to updating the links back to the home page yet. They’re a bunch of static HTML pages, most of which have not been updated since… a long time ago. The site was in dire need of a facelift, so here it is.

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Long Filenames Are Evil

I’ve been a File Naming Convention Evangelist for years now, and no one seems to listen. I go on and on about things like “8 characters or less” and “no spaces in filenames,” and people placate me, sure, and then they go right ahead and give their Word documents names like “blah blah blah blah — FINAL VERSION — USE ME — THIS REALLY IS THE LAST VERSION.doc.” Forget about the fact that this approach makes it more difficult to automate things that require file name pointers because you might have to add extra code like escape sequences or any of that obscure programming talk… This points to a complete inability to make the metaphorical connection between computer files and paper files (and folders). At least one person seems to agree with me on this. My obsession stems from my days of word processing, back in the early ’90’s, the good old days when filenames really had to be 8 characters or less, believe it or not, and people had to find all sorts of creative ways to manage their documents. Thanks to the ever-decreasing cost of storage, we now have access to more information than ever before. Thanks to the long filename, people have a nifty way of making the right information impossible to find. Having built myself a document management system of sorts to deal with my own work while advocating the implementation of a commercial product for the enterprise, it occurred to me that it might be beneficial, even advisable, to effectively hide the filesystem from everyone (except for system administrators). Ask the average Windows user (and possibly Mac user, but I’ll leave that crowd alone) what Windows Explorer is and you’ll see that the filesystem is already more or less hidden. Finding Windows Explorer has become more difficult with each Windows release. Document management is the logical next step, and rumor has it that the next release of Windows will have something like it, not to mention the proliferation of desktop search engines of late. So here’s my cynical self chiming in, wondering where this will all lead. Rather than hiring competent people in the first place, let’s hire morons, then write software that will enable them to look like they’re actually doing some job, ANY job. I think I just stumbled upon my startup. I’ll call it “Software for Idiots.” Wait- I think something like that’s been done already. No, that was for Dummies.

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More Nerve Gas

Sounds like this guy has noticed the nerve gas phenomenon as well. I don’t feel quite as alone now…

The Dumbing Down of America

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Follow-Up Sighting

The Knackalackasaurus needs love too.
Friendly Knackalackasaurus

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Knacklacker Sighting

As luck would have it, I managed to snap this photo of a Knackalackasaurus wreaking havoc. Neither baby nor spotted beast were harmed.
sighting

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What IS That Thing?

In case anyone’s wondering, the illustration at the top was taken from Trans-Dimensional Voyager, a cartoon I drew back in my college days. The character’s name was Irving. At the time, I had no idea what he/she/it was. It was only recently that I discovered this character is, in contemporary terms, a ‘knacklacker;’ specifically, a Spotted Green Knacklacker, of the genus Knackalackasaurus. This species proliferates among us, most often unnoticed. I’m hoping to post photos of real-life Knackalackasaurii, though it has been my experience that capturing them on film is difficult at best.

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Nerve Gas

10+ years ago when I was job hunting, personnel agencies were my friends. I managed to stay employed in a geographic region with lots of competition and worked with quite a few very talented, skilled people. I’m talking about computer skills. We all had to take proficiency tests in order to be accepted by placement agencies. Candidates had to maintain a certain level of demonstrable skills if they wanted to remain employed. Flash forward to today. I’ll call it ‘Nerve Gas Syndrome.’ It’s as if a bomb was dropped on computer users which sucked their skills dry. Computers have become so commonplace and easy to use that we’ve forgotten how to really use them. Let’s do some math: let’s take the current Microsoft Word user base and subtract the users who know what ’styles’ are. Let’s call the difference ‘intUsersAsleep.’ Then let’s take a typical, moderately complex, lengthy document, calculate the percentage of extra time it would take to compose that document without using styles. Let’s go ahead and call that percentage pctTimeWasted. Way I figure it, intUsersAsleep X pctTimeWasted = … Bad Math. “What’s a style?” you ask. I say, if you don’t know what styles are, you should not be allowed to touch Microsoft Word.

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FrontLines Launched

I’ve just added FrontLines, where we can “collaborate on ways to improve technology and make our lives more livable.” Contributions are welcome.

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