This is what it generally looks like in front of me while I’m working.

Very exciting. Two monitors. That tends to freak people out. They get dizzy when I start moving things from one monitor to the other. It can be pretty amusing. It’s also a good way to get rid of people I don’t want hovering over my shoulder. It amazes me how most people can’t comprehend the usefulness of having the dual monitor setup. I think most people are comfortable doing the minimum amount of work (there’s that ‘work’ word again) possible. I think they’re comfortable afflicting themselves with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome as well, considering how few people use an ergonomic keyboard these days. I’d be a cripple by now if I hadn’t been using one all these years. I really want to learn the Dvorak Keyboard Layout. Turns out we’re all using an antiquated keyboard layout, one that was intentionally designed to slow us down back in the days when typewriters had all sorts of mechanical stuff going on which wouldn’t work right if you typed too fast.

On the plus side, it is Friday. I’m sitting here trying to digest the liter and a half of water I just drank too fast. It hurts. I’m hoping the bloat subsides within the next hour so I can move towards the door. I might just have to float myself out of here.